sexy mother pucker

i think i burnt my lips by using to much lip plumper..ladies beware.

megs is officially a crazy person! when we were driving home the other day from the shower, she drove INTO a pot hole...and than another one! I was like "meg's - do you evening think about swerving around those?" Megs - "NOPE."

this is one for the many reasons i love this broad.

my lunatic uncle

so, 2 weeks ago, my uncle paul (the one that i live with and is 40 something) brings a fucking hamster home. He was doing a clean out for someone and they wanted to get rid of it. For some un-known reason, he thought is was a good idea to bring it home.

Naturally, he has him living downstairs with me, so i can hear him running on his wheel.

Well, that little shit escaped yesterday and is now somewhere in the basement. It is basically going to be impossible to find him, as my uncle is a massive junk collector and have shit in every inch of space in the basement.

In conclusion, i have accepted the fact that at any give moment there could be a hamster crawling into bed with me. This is not exactly what i was thinking when i told God i needed a man in my bed STAT!

drinking by the pond

so my friend kim and where out to lunch today and we had some extra time so i decided to go over to my grandparents, who happen to live really close to my job, and check out the pond-side chill spot my uncles have built. We get down there and its a little muddy, so i was like, crap what if we get stuck, so i reversed, and than one of my uncles comes out from the garage to see what i was doing. I told him i wanted to check it out, i told him how i did want to get stuck and than he laughed at me beucse i have a jeep wrangler with 4wd and would never get stuck. So we go down, have a couple of beers and enjoy the weather. We do however smell like fire right now because the one from last night was still smoking. All in all, possiably the best lunch break we ever had.

Finer Things club

i got a new calender for my office and it is a "Office" calender, the tv show. which i love so much and i love jim sooo much and now i know it is fate that we are supposed to be together because he is featured on the month of my birth, which is June. SO that's good news for me, now i dont have to wonder who will be my husband.

My freak left loafer is really agrravating me right now.

my new candy dish

I love it, i love it, i love it.

Watch out though, shit rapid fires at you.

Monsoon......

So i have been playing a lot of guitar hero world tour latley and there is a song on there called "Monsoon" by Toyko Hotel. We finally had to play it at one of our gigs and i ended up loving it. Its currently my favorite song and i have listened to it non-stop today. Im gonna go with 25-30 times. I still do not know all the words though, which is kinda making me mad.

Paint it...

i am moving my office to across the hall. Its longer so im gonna put my desk in the back end of it, so people will not be able to stare at me when they walk by. It will also be clutch for watching tv.

I have been attempting the move since December but have not done it because i have not been able to decide on a paint choice. I am thinking either harvest orange or blue-ish teal.

Suggestions?

Keep in mind that i work at a printing company and want to keep it colorful!

seeing eye glasses

do you tink its bad that i have prescribed myself my sister's old glasses to myself. I see so much better with tem so tey must be ok. (that is in my Irish voice, that Lindsey's BF taught me)

Dear God,

How can my hair still be this thick when i shed like a dog? Actually probably more than a dog. What shed more than a dog? I must loose over a 100 strands or more everyday. I just don't see how this is possible.

And another thing, what in the world possessed you to give me a sore throat for 8 days! What did I do to you? I am a pretty decent person. The receptionist at work said this has nothing to do with you. I do NOT believe her.

very disappointed,
h

oh yeah, sarsfeilds is not closing, they are just doing some renovations in the spring

Shred on that Guitar

I LOVE GUITAR HERO/ROCK BAND!!!. It has only taken me about 3 years to get the timing thing down but i have done it and know i am addicted. I can not stop thinking about it. For the past two days i have had s sore muscle in my left forearm, all you fellow players know what im talking about. If anyone know a workout that i can do to strength this "GH" muscle please let me know.
Im also pretty sure i felt the skin being rubbed off on the green/red/yellow fingers. But i do not care. It's clear to me now that i was put on the planet to ROCK, so this is what i must do.

Hot Jamz

for the first time in years, there is an abundant amount of good new music out. My current favorites are, in no specific order:
1. Untouched - Veronica's
2. Decode - Paramore
3. Use Somebody - Kings of Leon
4. All things T.I. (especially Dead and gone) the grammy performance really brought it home
5. Your english is good - toyoko police club
6. you found me - the fray

It's icy out there

Yah, almost killed someones cat this am. I was driving to work, still in my neighborhood - called "the grove" - all the streets are pretty much sheets of ice, when this cat runs out in front of me. Mind you, i was the only car on the rode but no, he had to dart out in front of my car and i slammed on the breaks but i just kept going forward. The lucky little bugger must of made it cause i did not fell a speed bump.

Miso bored

So i have finished the 8 books of Confessions of GN. There is an 9th but but i cant find it in any book stores, so i think i might need to order it online. It's quite a cliff hanger so i have got to get this in asap. Im at work and i do have two things that i could work on but im just not in the mood. I am not motavated to do anything even the FB is borning me.

I am really obsessed with the song "Untouched" by these aussie twins "The Veronicas. " I have listend to it about 50 times today on non-stop repeat.

Random thoughts

My work dad - a.k.a. the irish werewolf , has bought me an "unbreakable" ice scraper. He was telling me that more snow is come and i was like - crap, i better get a scraper, i never think of it till we have snow and than its to late and i have to brush the snow off with my arm - which is not fun.
SO he surprised me with one on my desk when i got back from lunch. Know i just have to remeber to bring it to my car.

I am in love with this song "your english is good" by the tokoyo police or somthing but i really only know the one line and its gets stuck in head - so i have been walking around work singing "your english is gooddddd" not the best idea when there are a lot of NON- english speaking people around.

ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS JUST WALKED BY MY OFFICE AND said "im like a goat" to someone on the phone - kinda funny

I have been compromised

SO i try to use my atm card last night at the bar i was at and it would not work - so i had to wait till this am to call and see what was up. They said a bunch of people had been compromised - so they canceled my card and now i have to leave off cash for a week or so. This is a huge deal to me. I never have cash, and my bank only has one branch, so basiclly know i have to rush to the back after work today and take out enough cash to get me throught the weekend. I really hate this.

Water = exlir of life.

I am doing very good with my water challenge, i already downed 20 oz. toady

OMG!

I am out of control. Someone stop me. I have just checked again.

Please take my computer away. I have no self control


strawberry = very nice (borat voice)

Im so pathetic -o

SO, i sent HIM a message via myspace this morning. I was temporally going mad, i very much regret it now. I have been obsessively checking my sent box like every 10 minutes to see if it has been read yet. It has not. I might die from suspense.

I have made a pact with myself, if i check it one more time before i leave i am going to cut my hands off.

What's not to love about gorgey shiny lips!

I love my new lemon lippy. I also bought a strawberry sundae. These are both from my favtote brand at Bath and body - C.E.O. Bigelow - Mentha lip shine. yum yum!

I must clean my handbag out right now. I can not find anything in there. i Hate receipts. They just make my bag a complete and utter mess. Poo.